It is all in the head

…bet you don’t know know who Franz Joseph GALL is.

He was the physician who discovered Phrenology. I wondered if Marjorie had been reading up on the subject and was intrigued when she told me I had a nice head. I thought she was referring to my intelligence, but my self esteem took a tumble when she whipped out the electric razor and before I could say, “short back and sides” I was completely shorn.

Proud of her handiwork, she stuck a mirror in front of me saying, “There, doesn’t your head look nice”. Luckily, I was not holding up the temple.